Christmas Tales
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
One Christmas we went to Turkey but we didn't have turkey for our Christmas dinner.
We had lamb.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 14:40,
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The Turkish word for the Turkey bird is Hindi
So you can go to a country which is a bird to eat a bird which is a language.
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Carpe Cyprinidae, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 20:42,
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The Portuguese word for
Turkey is Peru.
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username failed moderation, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 11:04,
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The man's already said he had lamb
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rofl harris, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 11:55,
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The Turkish for Lamb is Kuzu, which is far less relevant to other countries.
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Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 12:43,
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What's wrong with
Kuzukstan, you racist?
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username failed moderation, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 13:01,
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Glorious nation that somehow slipped my memory
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Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 13:19,
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The Turkish word for Peru is Mexico.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 13:47,
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The Turkish word for vagabond is kuntykunt
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 30 Dec 2013, 16:49,
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The Turkish words for Greece, Macedonia, Serbia, Kuzukstan, Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Palestine and Cyprus are all the same
- "Türkiye"
Its an appealing sense of history that they have
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Carpe Cyprinidae, Mon 30 Dec 2013, 17:13,
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