Christmas Tales
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
Deskbound says: "We found my nan's false teeth under the table a few hours after we'd finished Christmas lunch. The teeth still had a mouthful of food in them." Share your Crimble-related stories.
( , Thu 19 Dec 2013, 15:09)
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You went to a shop that was closed, and wasn't let in because it was closed. Despite the manager being very busy, as he was closing up on christmas eve and all, and considering your only complaint was that you couldn't shop in a shop that was closed, he came to speak to you anyway, at which point you verbally abused him and insulted a member of his staff, who had done nothing except perform his job as instructed. Your child was not even mildly imperilled by any of this, as you'd resolved the 'urgent' situation before he'd even arrived.
I bet you'll get both of them the sack with that...
( , Mon 30 Dec 2013, 20:44, 1 reply)
you can't read very well. 5 to 5, not shut yet, still not allowed in. prick.
( , Tue 31 Dec 2013, 14:34, closed)
Everyone who has ever worked in a customer-facing job has heard the "well, my watch says..." line at two minutes past closing more times than they care to remember.
Be honest - there's no reason for the security guard to make his own life more difficult by stopping you from walking past if they'd still been open.
( , Tue 31 Dec 2013, 17:05, closed)
It would have been far more amusing if they'd allowed him into the shop but then refused to serve him when he reached the till on account of the shop being closed.
No doubt he would then have tried to leave with the milk anyway and would then get bundled off by the police to spend christmas in a cell.
( , Tue 31 Dec 2013, 18:04, closed)
No doubt he would then have tried to leave with the milk anyway and would then get bundled off by the police to spend christmas in a cell.
( , Tue 31 Dec 2013, 18:04, closed)
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