Churches, temples and holy placesTell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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Least classy wedding I ever went toA church in Birmingham where a family friend was getting married. This was about 1998. The groom's brother, who - to be fair - I think was mildly mentally handicapped, sat at the back listening to his portable Radio through his headphones during the service. After the bit where everyone applauded the couple kissing, he stood up and shouted "and the Villa have scored, too!", prompting a second round of applause from several of the Groom's mates.
Later, at the reception, the bride complained to the caterers because they'd garnished the plates of sandwiches with a bit of salad, and "no one wants to see salad on a special occasion", and the Best Man told a lovely nostalgic tale about him and the Groom battering two blokes in a pub fight.
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A click for"Noone wants to see salad on a special occasion"
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 14:06,
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It's a sentimentI have some sympathy with
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You don't win friends withSalad
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Shameless nostalgia?(, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:55, closed)
YesHe told it for laughs
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