Churches, temples and holy places
Tell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
( , Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
Tell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
( , Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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Pearost from 2006
This happened at my grandmother's funeral:
She had attended an Evangelical church, where the minister wasn't averse to a bit of extempore prayer. During said prayer, the entire family bit its collective bottom lip as we heard him say that at the grave she would be "urinated with the Lord". I hope he meant to say "reunited", but then again she had just died of bladder cancer....
( , Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)
This happened at my grandmother's funeral:
She had attended an Evangelical church, where the minister wasn't averse to a bit of extempore prayer. During said prayer, the entire family bit its collective bottom lip as we heard him say that at the grave she would be "urinated with the Lord". I hope he meant to say "reunited", but then again she had just died of bladder cancer....
( , Thu 1 Sep 2011, 21:05, Reply)
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