2 Kings 2:23-25
If I ever find myself in a church I'll quietly take the nearest bible and bookmark the heartwarming story of Elisha and the She-Bears. Not, as you might think, some Iron Age metal group, but an episode where a slaphead called Elisha finds his condition being mocked by a bunch of children. His response is to curse the lot of them, whereupon two female bears turn up and rip 42 of the little tykes to bits.
Granted they were probably chav kids, but that's still a bit of an over-reaction, don't you think? More evidence that the bible is a bunch of grumpy old men's revenge fantasies and porn cobbled together.
By bookmarking that passage I'm hoping the next reader will ask himself why such nasty bollocks is in there.
(mudskipper, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 3:59, 3 replies)

And he spake unto them, saying
"Get off my lawn!"
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 7:23, closed)

Also in Kings
There's a bit about eating somebodies baby. Can't remember exactly where, but they're having a famine and they eat one baby and the other mother hides her baby to prevent it from being eaten. Good wholesome stuff........
(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 7:25, closed)

Ezekiel 23:1-49
God-sanctioned torture and gang-rape
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 7:49, closed)