Churches, temples and holy placesTell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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My brotherBoth my older brother and I attended a Catholic primary school. There was no really major drama, we weren't beaten on a regular basis, the paedo priest never touched us up, nothing really headlineworthy.
What they did inflict on us, however, was regular trips to the attached church. And when i say "regular", I mean every damn day.
Now, my brother didn't like this. It was cold, it was boring and the seats were uncomfortable. So one autumn day, he decided to take matters into his own hand: he gather a load of dry leaves from the playground, stacked them up against a pew and used one of the tribute candles to set fire to them.
The fire was very shortlived because my mum thought he was up to something and so caught him in the act and put the fire out with the holy water.
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