Churches, temples and holy placesTell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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That'll stand out in the wedding album.In a little village near where I grew up, there was a church with grounds that backed on to a field. In the field lived a horse. A beautiful grey horse*, with a long, shiny, sunlight catching...cock...I swear it was always horny. It's cock seemed to be out all the time, waving around like a broken flag pole. As us scouts were marched past for Rememberence Sunday services, or three seperate occassions for funerals of 'beloved' villagers it was always there, making us giggle at even the most solemn of occassions. I still imagine to this day that there must be wedding photos where people sit around saying 'Aw, you look gorgeous, and there's Auntie May and Uncle Peter with little Tommy and...oh...I say...'
*I'm saying that for effect, there is no such thing as a 'beautiful horse', the evil metal footed kicking death machines.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:35,
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I want to shower you with sugar lumpsand bring you to the horse dentist.
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I was waiting for someone to say that.Or put in a horses link.
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You know, I...wasn't talking to the horse.
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Wow.It's really not on to go round accusing someone of something so disgusting without solid proof you know.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:19,
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I dont blame you for bridling at the suggestion. Its a terrible accusation to be saddled with.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:02,
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Trot on.You're just trying to stirrup trouble.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 20:09,
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