STUDDED LEATHERS! HUGE METALLED BOOTS! FLIES IN YOUR TEETH!
not once in twenty-odd years of motorcycling have i ever had flies in my teeth. did you break down on the way, wipe your filthy hands on your faces and travel the remaining distance with your mouths wide open?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 16:58, 1 reply)

It was meant to be a reference to that old joke
"How do you tell a happy biker? Flies between his teeth."

I've certainly had flies in the mouth, and once a butterfly in the ear
...which I was convinced was a wasp, as I slewed to a halt and ripped off my helmet, expecting the stinging to begin at any moment.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 17:34, closed)

I thought it was an excellent story
Made me snigger like a loon.

Another biker here, got a fly up my visor a couple of weeks ago and was convinced it was something horrible by the way it was buzzing! Thankfully, I have flip front lid and just lifted the front as I was blasting along.

Clicky
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 10:58, closed)