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My dad has been called a twerp by John McCririck, and he met Princess Diana too. Apparently she was a bit of an icy bitch, hardly the warm person all those ridiculous mourners made her out to be.

Also, it's possible i'm in a staff training video or something for a coffee shop chain (can't remember which one). I was sitting in the 2nd floor coffee shop in Manchester Piccadilly Station with a female friend I hadn't seen for ages, having a coffee and a chat, and these berks with a camera came in, and a director wandering around ordering people about. They filmed me buying the coffee, then came over when we were sitting there drinking it.

"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No"
"What made you come here?"
"they sell coffee"
"do you like the coffee and the service?"
"yes"
"thankyou for your time"

Smooth
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Thu 24 Feb 2005, 18:50, Reply)