a small future claim-to-fame...
...I'm on TV on Monday evening. Well, I'm one of 300 extras that played striking miners in Faith. So I probably won't be in it at all.

Ah well. If you spot this greasy twat (blue jumper, long hair, in front of the door), then you can be safe in the knowledge you'll have spotted my TV debut. And my houses'.

I've also met David Jason. I was only 9 months old at the time, but they were filming scenes for Open All Hours in Hexthorpe, Doncaster, where I was brought up. Met Paddy Ashdown (ex-Lib Dem leader) whilst on a day trip to France. I also took part in a pitch invasion at Doncaster Rovers the season they went down to the Conference, and got my fizzog on the front page of the Doncaster Star.

Oh, and I once poked the lead singer of the Suicide Machines in the eye at a gig at the Leadmill in Sheffield a few years back. Suicide who? Oh, never mind...

EDIT: Ooh, and my GCSE Art teacher is married to the guitarist from Embrace, and is in the video for their first ever single. *scrapes barrel*
( Biscuitzs -.. . -- ----- ...- -.- --. -.-, Sat 26 Feb 2005, 0:31, Reply)