
Rob writes, "My photoshop claim to fame: the way the crop tool greys out the rest of the image? That was my idea. I sent it to the Abobe features request thing back in ooh probably about 1998. (After spending a frustrating day cropping images for a dull
website, and wishing the tool worked better.)"
What crappy claims to fame can you make?
( , Thu 24 Feb 2005, 12:49)
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- I once called Rachel Stevens' ex boyfriend a 'stupid jewish cunt' at some wedding or other for no particularly good reason.
- I was in a lift in a hotel with the guy who played Jimmy Corkhill in Brookside. Bright orange he was. Have also seen most of Hollyoaks cast in same hotel.
- My ex got pulled by the drummer from the Delays. He got his cock out, she told him to 'put that nasty thing away'. w00t to weird groupies.
- I went to school with Catherine Zeta Jones' cousin.
- I'm king of the world
- I spoke to Timmy Mallett when I was in a telephone customer service position. Never have I spoke to a bigger fucktard than he. I also spoke to Jonathon Dimbleby. He was cool.
- My cousin plays football for Glasgow Rangers reserves.
- I invented several cunning new punctuation marks that will be making their way to a qwerty keyboard to you shortly...
- Matt Lucas of little britain tried & failed to bum one of my cousins.
( , Mon 28 Feb 2005, 18:50, Reply)
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