Claims to FameRob writes, "My photoshop claim to fame: the way the crop tool greys out the rest of the image? That was my idea. I sent it to the Abobe features request thing back in ooh probably about 1998. (After spending a frustrating day cropping images for a dull
website, and wishing the tool worked better.)"
What crappy claims to fame can you make?
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chthonic, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 12:49)
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i'll have a rimming please, Carol.That cheesy pop gay-lord, Darius, was in the year above me at school. I bully him good. I don't get a personal mention in his book, but I did fill his sleeping bag with shaving foam and tooth paste, and held my mates jacket while he head butted him in a car park. I only bullied him, no one else. and I don’t feel bad, cus he was a total analcockfuckwankfannymingepish-flapnobcheesecumbagwankstainCUNT.
I also stole one of the Chuckle Brothers left shoe while he was ten-pin bowling. It was the taller of the two. (The Chuckle Brothers, not the shoe)
Now, my best claim is……….
I used to work with a girl who was in the dictionary corner on TV's Countdown. (Not the “famous” guest, but the nerdy timid looking one that changes every so often) She ended up having an affair with Richard Rhitely (name changed for legal reasons). She gave me a text, proclaiming, “ she knows what it’s like to have rimmed Rhitely”. A close pal of mine pulled her not long after said affair, and I pulled his (now ex) girlfriend, so technically I have rimmed Rhitely. A proud boast, I’m sure you’ll agree.
Yes, it was long, wasn’t it?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2005, 16:26, Reply)
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