Shit Claims to Fame IIMy car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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Britney SpearsI woke up in attention seeking Britney Spears look-a-like Lorna Bliss'(she was recently on X-Factor or something) flat in Camden. She was half naked, she got into a fight with her neighbours then kicked me out in the pissing rain, with no phone, no money and no jacket. I lived in Guildford at the time and had no idea where I was. It took me 8 hours to get home.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 20:16, 2 replies)
Oh Lorna...I'm from her home town and I have chatted with her a few times. I can confirm she is honest to God, hella-fucking-balls-to-the-wall crazy. Her brother's also a fat cunt. Not useful information for you, I know, but I find it cathartic to say it every so often.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 21:30, closed)
I guessed that she was bat shit crazy!Luckily This was before she shaved all her hair off. I have no idea how I got there.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 21:49, closed)
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