Dropping a log...

Many years ago, on the Alton Towers log flume, I was in the log behind Princes William and Harry, and a not-dead-yet Princess Di (plus two of their chums, and a burly security guard).

Oh yeah mofos, bow before me and suck in that fame! I've dined out on that one many a time etc etc...

To be fair to them though - they actually queued with the rest of us.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:21, 5 replies)

I wouldn't
want to be behind her in anything travelling at speed!

Too soon?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:28, closed)

Ha ha!...

(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:33, closed)

I'm disappointed they queued.
They're the future kings of England. They should have ordered the crowds to part, and the ride to be emptied of proles before they got on.

You fucking cunt. You've just pissed all over my Friday. Fucking hell! CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:35, closed)

We all had to bow down to them and avert our eyes whilst we were queuing...

It made it difficult shuffling along as every new log came past.

How's that?
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:44, closed)

That's better.
*dries eyes*

Now do one about having to grovel and say thank you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:26, closed)