Shit Claims to Fame II
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
My ex slept with Ed Byrne a few months afterward she and I split.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:00,
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you got byrned
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:10,
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That makes you custard cousins with my mate...
His ex is Ed Byrne's current missus.
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Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:11,
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"Custard cousins" hahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 10:15,
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If I slept with a girl
she'd split. Owing to the radius of my penis, you see. Oh fuck off, I only came here to say I smirked at custard cousins as well.
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judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:20,
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