Shit Claims to Fame II
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
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( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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Police camera action
Being on repeat most days presenting police camera action was probably the low point of his career.
Just googled him to make sure I was talking about the right person, and the first article that came up was from the torygraph about how he got a £2k fine and a 30-month ban for his 2nd offence of drink driving. This time just 3x over the limit & drove into a lamp-post whilst swerving his way home from a chinese takeaway.
I'm guessing he's not doing the new series....
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:32, 1 reply)
Being on repeat most days presenting police camera action was probably the low point of his career.
Just googled him to make sure I was talking about the right person, and the first article that came up was from the torygraph about how he got a £2k fine and a 30-month ban for his 2nd offence of drink driving. This time just 3x over the limit & drove into a lamp-post whilst swerving his way home from a chinese takeaway.
I'm guessing he's not doing the new series....
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:32, 1 reply)
Hah.
I knew he'd been caught before. Naughty boy.
Last time I saw him was my grandmothers funeral (she was his aunt). I gave him a lift to the church, and he dropped an empty fag packet in the car.
"Is that yours" I said, as we got out.
"Oh, yeah, sorry" he said, picking it up.
My life is just a rush of stars and glitter sometimes.
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:32, closed)
I knew he'd been caught before. Naughty boy.
Last time I saw him was my grandmothers funeral (she was his aunt). I gave him a lift to the church, and he dropped an empty fag packet in the car.
"Is that yours" I said, as we got out.
"Oh, yeah, sorry" he said, picking it up.
My life is just a rush of stars and glitter sometimes.
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:32, closed)
Xmas idea
You've got a good start to do his autobiography there?
( , Fri 21 Sep 2012, 14:20, closed)
You've got a good start to do his autobiography there?
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