Shit Claims to Fame II
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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Prior to the 2003 Rugby World Cup, former Australian legend David Campese would spout off to any media outlet that would listen (ie pay him) that the England team were too fat, too slow, too old, too English, too everything and would not win the tournament.
After England DID win the whole thing by beating Australia in the final on their home soil I did a bit of a Google search and found that Mr Campese had a marketing company (chief client, his ego).
I sent an e-mail to [email protected] (not the actual address) with the simple message "LOSER" in a 36pt bold font.
A few days later I got a whining reply from him saying how could he be a loser when he scored x tries in x test matches and anyway what had I ever done.
My reply pointed out that he had overlooked that fact that I had a County trial for Hertfordshire under -14s and once scored two tries against Mount Grace. To be fair they were shit but hey, I was a second row forward.
( , Sun 23 Sep 2012, 12:27, 3 replies)
Prior to the 2003 Rugby World Cup, former Australian legend David Campese would spout off to any media outlet that would listen (ie pay him) that the England team were too fat, too slow, too old, too English, too everything and would not win the tournament.
After England DID win the whole thing by beating Australia in the final on their home soil I did a bit of a Google search and found that Mr Campese had a marketing company (chief client, his ego).
I sent an e-mail to [email protected] (not the actual address) with the simple message "LOSER" in a 36pt bold font.
A few days later I got a whining reply from him saying how could he be a loser when he scored x tries in x test matches and anyway what had I ever done.
My reply pointed out that he had overlooked that fact that I had a County trial for Hertfordshire under -14s and once scored two tries against Mount Grace. To be fair they were shit but hey, I was a second row forward.
( , Sun 23 Sep 2012, 12:27, 3 replies)
That was.
Doesn't matter.
I played State School Boys U15's. And I never emailed any Wallaby players. Ever.
Then again I never beat the All Blacks either.
Fuck off and join France on the bench you loser.
( , Sun 23 Sep 2012, 12:56, closed)
Doesn't matter.
I played State School Boys U15's. And I never emailed any Wallaby players. Ever.
Then again I never beat the All Blacks either.
Fuck off and join France on the bench you loser.
( , Sun 23 Sep 2012, 12:56, closed)
Bet you think you're spesh
cause you guys won the Ashes.
That time....;P
( , Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:33, closed)
cause you guys won the Ashes.
That time....;P
( , Sun 23 Sep 2012, 19:33, closed)
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