Shit Claims to Fame II
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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I fisted a celebrity once
Granted, it was Gordon the Gopher, but I was only six (I came second in a Pizza Hut drawing competition, and got to meet Phillip Schofield too).
I was an extra/dancer in a Noisettes music video (the one they claimed featured genuine fans, which isn't true - all the 'fans' were cast from StarNow). The lead singer doesn't wear any underwear and is fine stripping naked to change in front of hundreds of people.
When I was a kid I chucked a beaker of Ribena over Oliver Reed. He was presenting a corporate video my dad was presenting, and came to my house to discuss it. My mum made him go into the garden to smoke, but the smoke woke me up and for some reason I instinctively grabbed my beaker and chucked the contents out of the window. He seemed to take it in good spirits but had already made his way through most of our good spirits, so..
( , Sun 23 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Granted, it was Gordon the Gopher, but I was only six (I came second in a Pizza Hut drawing competition, and got to meet Phillip Schofield too).
I was an extra/dancer in a Noisettes music video (the one they claimed featured genuine fans, which isn't true - all the 'fans' were cast from StarNow). The lead singer doesn't wear any underwear and is fine stripping naked to change in front of hundreds of people.
When I was a kid I chucked a beaker of Ribena over Oliver Reed. He was presenting a corporate video my dad was presenting, and came to my house to discuss it. My mum made him go into the garden to smoke, but the smoke woke me up and for some reason I instinctively grabbed my beaker and chucked the contents out of the window. He seemed to take it in good spirits but had already made his way through most of our good spirits, so..
( , Sun 23 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)
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