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My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.

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i didn't think i'd have one for this week, but since it seems none of you do either i'm gonna have to trump you all with the AWESOMENESS of how brilliant and better than any of you I am
There's this celebrity right, none of you have ever even heard of him, but i'll tell you how awesome he is, OK?

FIRST - he's the son of ONE OF THE LEADERS OF THE FREE WORLD. yeah that's right, the fucking son of a prime minister or president or some bollocks.

SECOND -he's in a really, REALLY shit band.

THIRD - he's one of our clients

I'm not saying who though, client confidentiality and that. Pricks
(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:23, 8 replies)
Do you work for a rent boy agency?

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wanker

(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 13:59, closed)
ZING!

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prick

(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 16:31, closed)
DOUBLE ZING!

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He's a drug dealer

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:30, closed)
i own half the eastern seaboard
and a colander
(quintsy, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 14:57, closed)
Well that's one way around getting stepped.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 22:27, closed)

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