Shit Claims to Fame II
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
I have been featured on Crimewatch.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 21:30,
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so your story is Fiona Bruce described in detail
How disgusted she was with your crimes, in that velvet, butterscotch voice of hers? I can only dream.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 21:58,
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You know, if she offered to spank any crim who turned himself in, I bet the conviction rate would rocket
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:12,
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A lot of guys would turn to crime just so they could turn themselves in.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 20:55,
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I can believe this.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 22:35,
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Or...
"Grass on your mates" as it's affectionatly known in these parts!
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dchurch bah, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:19,
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