Shit Claims to Fame II
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
Suggested by Amorous Badger
( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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Tenousity
I have a friend in meeja.
Celebrity: He once had to squeeze past Kylie Minogue!
Scandal: and saw the unpublishable picture of Debbie McGee.
Royalty! A friend of his was bollock cupped by Phil the Greek.
Despite increasing tenuosity, these are all true.
However, my personal claim to fame is not only helping Danni Minogue to pass her bike test, but giving her boyfriend of the time, Jacque Villeneuve, some driving advice. (Double Celebrity!)
I never realised my life was so significant.
( , Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I have a friend in meeja.
Celebrity: He once had to squeeze past Kylie Minogue!
Scandal: and saw the unpublishable picture of Debbie McGee.
Royalty! A friend of his was bollock cupped by Phil the Greek.
Despite increasing tenuosity, these are all true.
However, my personal claim to fame is not only helping Danni Minogue to pass her bike test, but giving her boyfriend of the time, Jacque Villeneuve, some driving advice. (Double Celebrity!)
I never realised my life was so significant.
( , Tue 25 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)
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