Shit Claims to Fame IIMy car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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I've been to the VD clinic in Portsmouththat Fred Dineage officially opened.
Also, on a slightly related note, sometimes red wee is just because you've eaten too much beetroot.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 3:35,
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HematuriaI remember our vet telling me that once he went to visit a farm while he was there he noticed some pigs passing red blood. He notified the farmer and recommended that he should let him treat the poor things as they obviously had a serious urinary tract infection. The farmer cracked out laughing and then pointed to a heap of beetroot outside the piggery door. Apparently pigs are very fond of beetroot. He said "I literally went 'as red a as a beetroot' with embarrassment".
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It can be scary when you shit scarlet.(, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 7:27, closed)
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