Shit Claims to Fame IIMy car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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I spilt lighter fluid on my footThen dropped my French cigarette causing a small fire.
A 'Gitane toe-flame'
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How do you make a cat sound like a dog?You soak it in petrol and strike a match, and it will go "Whoof!"
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:51,
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How do you make a dog go "Meow"?Tie it to the back of a Ferrari.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:52,
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