
My car was in the Specsavers advert with the old lady and the loud stereo. Not me. My stupid blue Nissan Micra. Tell us about your brushes with fame.
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( , Thu 20 Sep 2012, 15:49)
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by a neurological condition that prevents me pronouncing open vowels, I saw no option other than to open a go-between catering business enabling the organisers of designer lesbian parties to source their seafood buffets directly from the suppliers.
It became my chit-clam to femme.
*awaits chimpanzee-esque shite-pelting*
( , Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)
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