Ive sat near to
Roy Hattersley and David Blunkett at a football match.
Though I don't know why Blunkett bothers to go. Perhaps his dog likes football.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:16, 9 replies)

Ha ha!...

Did Blunkett's dog bark when a goal was scored or anything?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:19, closed)

Given who he supports
I'd have thought that not being able to see what was happening on the pitch was an advantage
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:19, closed)

I had supper with Roy after a recording of QT. Nice bloke and not particularly spitty.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:36, closed)

Well fuck me!..

It appears that CaptainCrackerjack has me 2.0'd to the max!

Does that count as a shit claim to fame?

EDIT: His profile says:

QOTW would be better without:

sex lies
shit poetry
puns that would make Tim Vine blush
urban myths passed off as things that really happened

Basically 'Pooflake' then. That's a fair cop!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37, closed)

Don't forget "twee alliteration and supposedly hilarious sexual descriptions"
(cf. 'Letters they'll never read')
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:13, closed)

must avoid making Rovers comment....


fucksocks
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:39, closed)

I sat next to Blunkett in a barbers in Sheffield having a haircut in 1986.
When they finished they held the mirror up for him...

True story.
( Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:02, closed)

This would have been funnier...
...if they'd held it up for his dog.
(minimalist ..., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:44, closed)

ha ha.

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