An Austrian family I used to know
lived on a very large boat. One time I mentioned that I was planning to visit California. You know how it is - if you're going anywhere near someone's distant relative they always expect you to bump into them. Well these guys started banging on about this relative and how successful and respected he is. Before I left, they begged me to pass on family heirloom if I did bump into the guy.
It was a bit of an odd thing - a lion tooth on a leather thong to wear around the neck. Caught by great uncle something or other in 1802 type thing.

Of course, as was inevitable, the guy was just standing around waiting for someone at the airport. So itwas that I found myself saying "here's your ship clan's tooth, Arn"

well everyone else was doing it miss
(teasus likes tea, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 0:33, 2 replies)

"well everyone else was doing it miss"
I suppose you'd jump off a cliff if everyone else did.

/teacher mode
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 2:04, closed)

Nice one!
Good set-up and convoluted wordplay at the end. All the trademarks of excellent punnage!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 8:19, closed)