ClassDan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29)
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also, my friend sam and i were at alton towers one day last summer. now i love alton towers, but you do see quite a lot of rank sights therewe were just climbing into the very front seats on "rita! queen of speed!" when i clocked the worst of them all. a girl who looked about 10-12 years old, wearing a t-shirt that announced in massive letters:
I LOVE JIS.
i pointed it out to sam, and we were both horrorstruck. as the camera on rita gets you on the 0-100mph take-off, the pictures were classic. only on the way back did we realise... it said "i love jls".
which, frankly, is even less classy than our original reading.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:08,
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Must add that one to my list'Can't afford VIP FastTrack Pass at Alton Towers'
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:59,
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funnily enough, we had the platinum bands on, so stick your pikey one off pass up your assit was quite clear that nobody else ever buys them, ever, as the staff had no idea where to find them, and all the ride monkeys gawped at us.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:07,
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Alton Towers. Pffft.You POSH GIT.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Mar 2014, 13:01,
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