ClassDan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29)
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I dont understand how any of their stock remains in saleable condition.On my brief, never-to-be-repeated visit, I discovered that approximately 70% of all clothing items had been dumped on the floor and trampled by herds of ill-mannered beast-people.
The few unenthused employees that could be occasionally seen roaming in the distance, seemed more interested in grazing, than in tidying the place up. I only wanted a disposable umbrella, and when I asked some staff member where they might be, he simply glared at me as though I was a Range Rover on course to squish his leporine face into the tarmac.
I think he was taken aback by my polite and friendly manner, and use of consonants.
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