Class
Dan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29)
Taking care to ensure my little finger points upwards,
I use a pair of sterling silver tongs hallmarked with the family crest to direct the stream into my own mouth.
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.Yeti., Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:48,
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Sterling silver - christ did you get it from Argos?
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 15:59,
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I did not.
There's no Harlequin on it.
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.Yeti., Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:14,
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long story short
you piss into your own mouth?
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rofl harris, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:18,
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Yer.
Like a commoner.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 16:38,
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If you think the trace remnants of this luncheon's Château d'Yquem are going into some commoner's mouth,
you clearly have no appreciation for the finer things in life.
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.Yeti., Mon 24 Mar 2014, 17:41,
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:D Oh, well played.
*Clickies*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Mar 2014, 18:42,
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Don't you have someone to do that for you?
Scum.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 19:13,
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