Clients Are Stupid
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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Previous Job
One previous job was as shop assistant in Game, Wigan.
We reguarly had people coming in who didn't deserve to own a PC.
Every single day someone would try to return a game saying it was faulty, typical conversation went like this:
Them: My game is faulty.
Me: What seems to be the problem with it.
Them: It won't start.
Me: Ok... (looks at game box), What Spec Pc have you got?
Them: Eh?
Me: What specification is your pc?
Them: What do you mean?
Me: What bits are in your pc, you know Processor, memory that kind of thing.
Them: Dunno... Ummmm its a packard bell.
Me: Riiiigghhhttt...
The Should be a Potential PC owner test, the amount of times I had to hold back from slapping the customer with their own game I can't even count.
( , Mon 29 Dec 2003, 2:06, Reply)
One previous job was as shop assistant in Game, Wigan.
We reguarly had people coming in who didn't deserve to own a PC.
Every single day someone would try to return a game saying it was faulty, typical conversation went like this:
Them: My game is faulty.
Me: What seems to be the problem with it.
Them: It won't start.
Me: Ok... (looks at game box), What Spec Pc have you got?
Them: Eh?
Me: What specification is your pc?
Them: What do you mean?
Me: What bits are in your pc, you know Processor, memory that kind of thing.
Them: Dunno... Ummmm its a packard bell.
Me: Riiiigghhhttt...
The Should be a Potential PC owner test, the amount of times I had to hold back from slapping the customer with their own game I can't even count.
( , Mon 29 Dec 2003, 2:06, Reply)
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