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I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?

(, Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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i used to work for the police
processing crimes into a computer. i got some really stupid ones.

one was from a chef who reported a 14 yr old for stealing a banana from the storage area.

one was from the store guard of a popular high street office suppliers who was walking to work. on the way he was stopped by a guy who tried to sell him a set of computer speakers for £10. the store guard recognised the speakers as being stolen from his store, asked to see the guy's receipt, guy ran off.

the best was in the car park of a popular superstore, some kids were trying to hotwire car and were spotted by a member of the public. one of them ran off, into a main road and was hit by a car.

oh, and police officers aren't the sharpest tools in the box either. i used to get hair descriptions that said stuff like "long blonde hair" or "receding grey hair." one said "short mousey house". made my day that one.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2003, 13:52, Reply)

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