Clients Are Stupid
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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Being in IT support and all...
We've got a bit of software that lets us take remote control of someone's PC. In order to do this, the user must accept a message to let us connect. Thus the following happens:
ME: Can you click yes to that message? It will allow me to take full control of your PC.
User(Dumb Twunt): Oh, Ok
ME: Thanks,
User: Oh my god, the mouse is moving on its own. Oh my God, God, Sh*t, F*ck, oh my god....
ME: Calm down, that's me doing that. See it goes left, it goes right.....
User: *faints*
twats All of them
( , Mon 29 Dec 2003, 14:58, Reply)
We've got a bit of software that lets us take remote control of someone's PC. In order to do this, the user must accept a message to let us connect. Thus the following happens:
ME: Can you click yes to that message? It will allow me to take full control of your PC.
User(Dumb Twunt): Oh, Ok
ME: Thanks,
User: Oh my god, the mouse is moving on its own. Oh my God, God, Sh*t, F*ck, oh my god....
ME: Calm down, that's me doing that. See it goes left, it goes right.....
User: *faints*
twats All of them
( , Mon 29 Dec 2003, 14:58, Reply)
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