Clients Are Stupid
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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Posh Sods
I used to work on the Customer Services line of a chain of supermarkets which somehow have a reputation for attracting the more upmarket person.
Once, an old woman called me to tell me she'd found mouse droppings in her sugar. I started to apologise and ask her to send the offending item to us, then she told me not to worry - her husband had died the day before, and he had a terrible habit of putting his spoon into the coffee granules, then into the sugar bowl...
...I didn't know whether to laugh or cry...
( , Mon 29 Dec 2003, 15:34, Reply)
I used to work on the Customer Services line of a chain of supermarkets which somehow have a reputation for attracting the more upmarket person.
Once, an old woman called me to tell me she'd found mouse droppings in her sugar. I started to apologise and ask her to send the offending item to us, then she told me not to worry - her husband had died the day before, and he had a terrible habit of putting his spoon into the coffee granules, then into the sugar bowl...
...I didn't know whether to laugh or cry...
( , Mon 29 Dec 2003, 15:34, Reply)
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