Clients Are Stupid
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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Ice and a Slice
Ok here goes,
I walk in to a bar in Nottingham with my GF and the following conversation takes place
Me: A pint of Fosters and a Bitter Lemon please.
Bar Person: .......... err Fosters ?
Me: Yes
Bar Person: (comes back with pint of Fosters)...err do you want a glass with your Lemon?
Me: Yes please
Bar Person: (comes back with a slice of Lemon in a glass) £2.20 please, theres no charge for the lemon.
Me: No i want a Bitter Lemon, ..not a bit of lemon
At this point the Bar person goes crimson and spends the next few hours avoiding me when i return to the bar.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2003, 18:53, Reply)
Ok here goes,
I walk in to a bar in Nottingham with my GF and the following conversation takes place
Me: A pint of Fosters and a Bitter Lemon please.
Bar Person: .......... err Fosters ?
Me: Yes
Bar Person: (comes back with pint of Fosters)...err do you want a glass with your Lemon?
Me: Yes please
Bar Person: (comes back with a slice of Lemon in a glass) £2.20 please, theres no charge for the lemon.
Me: No i want a Bitter Lemon, ..not a bit of lemon
At this point the Bar person goes crimson and spends the next few hours avoiding me when i return to the bar.
( , Tue 30 Dec 2003, 18:53, Reply)
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