Clients Are Stupid
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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Spreadsheet Confusion
I once had a user call and tell me that a spreadsheet model I'd designed wasn't working.
The error message on screen did in fact tell him precisely what to do but he called anyway.
I told him that he needed to to put an "N" in column B, to which he asked "Where's column B?"
I couldn't help but reply "Well, it's in between column A and column C."
(I also once had someone ring me to ask why the Auto Sum button wasn't averaging the data - erm, because it's an Auto SUM you divvy!!)
( , Wed 31 Dec 2003, 8:10, Reply)
I once had a user call and tell me that a spreadsheet model I'd designed wasn't working.
The error message on screen did in fact tell him precisely what to do but he called anyway.
I told him that he needed to to put an "N" in column B, to which he asked "Where's column B?"
I couldn't help but reply "Well, it's in between column A and column C."
(I also once had someone ring me to ask why the Auto Sum button wasn't averaging the data - erm, because it's an Auto SUM you divvy!!)
( , Wed 31 Dec 2003, 8:10, Reply)
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