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I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?

(, Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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oh and another one
I used to work in a workmens club, full of old men who saw it as 'you're a woman, you are here to serve me'
twice a year we'd have month with 20p off a pint and 10p off a half. We also had tokens wich people won, these were worth £1.08. One of the blokes had his usual order and he paid with 2 tokens, I worked it out that he had an extra 50p to pay. This is not a lot of money but he complained. I told him how much it was in total, told him how much both the tokens were worth and even wrote it down on a bit of paper to show him how I'd worked it out. He wandered off grumbling, complained loudly to his son and anyone else who would listen. My boss came back behind the bar and this bloke came back and said that's I'd charged him 50p for 2 pints even though he had tokens, the chairman of the club was there as well, making a mistake with the money does not look good so him complaining to my boss and my boss's boss was not good at all. The bastard old git even said 'I'm not calling the lass a liar but...'
My boss and the chairman got a bit of paper, worked out the price and it turns out I was right. The old git wasn't happy and still kept complaining. It was only 50p though!
(, Thu 1 Jan 2004, 19:01, Reply)

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