Clients Are Stupid
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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Swords
I work in a sword shop.
Yes, you read it right the first time.
By far the most frequent question I get asked is. "Are these swords real?"
Well, it does appear to be made of fucking metal, doesnt it? How about I ram it through your ribcage, and we'll see, eh? I'm not sure, it might be a friggin hologram! Dipshit.
I hate american tourists.
( , Thu 1 Jan 2004, 22:28, Reply)
I work in a sword shop.
Yes, you read it right the first time.
By far the most frequent question I get asked is. "Are these swords real?"
Well, it does appear to be made of fucking metal, doesnt it? How about I ram it through your ribcage, and we'll see, eh? I'm not sure, it might be a friggin hologram! Dipshit.
I hate american tourists.
( , Thu 1 Jan 2004, 22:28, Reply)
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