Clients Are StupidI once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
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rob, Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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My trials and tribulationsI worked in a pub for a few years and had quite a number of stupid (and drunken customers) Some of the highlights were:
I was walking past a table of snooty travel agents (all women) who were enjoying some of our fine fayre . One of their number grabbed me (even though my arms were fully loaded with plates) and asked me if I had any special sauce. I smiled at her and said " I do, but it's not on the menu love". I winked and walked away.
I had a German customer come in and he seemed very bemused at the fact the pub was not also a bureau de change, despite my constant asuurances that we weren't, plus me directing him to the bureau just down the road.
I also had this conversation.
"Hello, (name of pub omitted)"
"hi, do you wrap jewellery?"
"no, we're a pub"
"so you don't wrap jewellery then?"
Muppet.
(, Thu 1 Jan 2004, 23:37, Reply)
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