Clients Are StupidI once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
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rob, Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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Not really a clientmore of a wrong number conversation I had a few days back.
My old man's a lecturer, and we have quite a few students phone up from time to time.
This particular conversation went like this...
Her: Hello, is Bernie Robinson there?
Me: Sorry, he's out at the moment, can I take a message?
Her: Him? No Bernie Robinson, it's a woman I'm after.
Me: Have you got the right no.? This Bernie Robinson is a man.
Her: No, I want to talk to a woman, Bernie Robinson, she teaches me law.
Me: Well my dad's a law lecturer, are you sure you don't want to talk to him?
Her: Look, she taught me last week, it's definitely a woman, now put me through to her.
Me: (getting pissed off) So you want to talk to Bernie Robinson?
Her: Yes!
Me: Oh, my mistake, Bernie Robinson is a woman after all, sorry about that. Shall I pass on a message?
Her: No, it's ok.
Me: Are you going to phone back?
Her: No.
Me: Goodbye. and put the phone down.
Fucking window licker
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Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Fri 2 Jan 2004, 13:49,
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