Clients Are Stupid
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
I once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
( , Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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The sound of music.....
A few years back I was working for the co-op in a department store when I was approached one day by this old dear. She asked me "where can I buy this music?" and I replied "HMV" thinking she meant the cd I was demo-ing a hi-fi with. "not that one, THIS one" she said pointing at the speakers in the roof.
She only wanted to buy the lift music, which I have to say was probably the worst lift "music" I have ever encountered: Spice Girls played on a odgy synthesiser by a paraplegic monkey anyone?
If that wasn't enough, a few hours later another muppet asked the same thing.......
( , Fri 2 Jan 2004, 23:32, Reply)
A few years back I was working for the co-op in a department store when I was approached one day by this old dear. She asked me "where can I buy this music?" and I replied "HMV" thinking she meant the cd I was demo-ing a hi-fi with. "not that one, THIS one" she said pointing at the speakers in the roof.
She only wanted to buy the lift music, which I have to say was probably the worst lift "music" I have ever encountered: Spice Girls played on a odgy synthesiser by a paraplegic monkey anyone?
If that wasn't enough, a few hours later another muppet asked the same thing.......
( , Fri 2 Jan 2004, 23:32, Reply)
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