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Munsta asks: What groups or clubs have you been a part of? Are you part of a secret underground movement with aims to bring down the government, are you part of a yiffing cult, or do you get together with friends in an evening for a drunken game of soggy biscuit?

(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:44)
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"Come see the Universes . . . . across ALL of History!"
I used to be Religious Advisor to a club called the Pan-Dimension Time Explorers.

There was about two and a half thousand of us - we used to thunder across realities seeking out adventure in different eras and planes of existence. It was great fun - cakes every Friday lunchtime - then down the opium dens of Victorian London.

We used to, when we got any free time:

- Pretend to be eunuchs so we could bathe Cleopatra.
- Give Jesus leprosy drugs.
- Have absinthe drinking contests with Van Gough (but we replaced our 'absinthe' with Kiwi flavoured Kia-Ora, we always won!)
- Give disposable lighters to Neanderthals.

One fella even went back and nicked some sort of flippered dinosaur from the Triassic period and left it in 18th century Scotland by accident - it only lived for a few years, but the rumours kept going for AGES! Best running joke ever!

But unfortunately the whole club got cancelled when one bright spark went to Germany in the mid 1940s and shot Hitler, and made it look like a suicide. "Inappropriate use of resources", apparently.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:16, 4 replies)
Kia-ora doesn't contain terpenes.
I suspect you might be lying. Or just thick.
(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:31, closed)
Well that was it!
He was so fucking far gone he didn't even notice!
(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:44, closed)
I bet he could still spell his name.

(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 0:17, closed)
Who, Van Gough?
The violinist? Yeah, I reckon...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2012, 7:23, closed)

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