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Munsta asks: What groups or clubs have you been a part of? Are you part of a secret underground movement with aims to bring down the government, are you part of a yiffing cult, or do you get together with friends in an evening for a drunken game of soggy biscuit?

(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 13:44)
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I work on Sundays.
I don't start until 11, and all I need to do is stand in front of nine old people in a drafty old building and make up comforting shit about God and that. I get given my own house, my wife is a dab hand at cake-making and I have the other six days off. They told us at theological college that we were lucky cunts and they were right.

Mind you, my Catholic brethren have got it even more sorted. They spend their free time bumming lads. Fucking get in!

Amen.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:44, 1 reply)
Basically, I'm saying I'm a vicar.
And thus my Sundays are fairly busy. The idea being that I don't work on any other day of the week. And I am jealous of Catholic priests because I suspect them of anally raping lads.

OK, so I haven't got any real material. I just drive around and look after my kids.
(, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 0:54, closed)

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