haha your shit at your shit job

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 9:14, 1 reply)

*you're*
Yes Rory I am absolutely shit at my job.

That's why I've been nominated and then voted in as the OSH and union rep for it.
I'm so shit that other sites for the organisation I work for ask me to fill in for their handymen & gardeners to cover their leave.

Your work commitments must be fairly light that you can spend all this time on b3ta and not be working.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 10:43, closed)

Ha your shit at your shit job and just to prove it your the union rep
a union rep, who can't risk assess, and boasts that he's so good other work sites draft him in to sweep up leaves in accordance with his work obligations.

Wow, they must give you a lollipop at the end of each day as well
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 17:16, closed)

Yup. You got me - it's a choccy bar actually.
So. Great captain of Industry. What is it that you do all day?
To earn a wage, to provide for your family, to better yourself and help others?
Unlike your thinking Rory - my job doesn't define who I am.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 26 Jun 2012, 21:28, closed)

That's what you tell yourself at night, when you look in the mirror, gradually looking older, uglier, fatter, balder, a facsimile of your old man who you grew up never knowing
too stupid to ever achieve your childhood ambition of being a bus driver, you're faintly aware of the pitying glances from your childhood friends. You can never hold your head up in their company. "FUCK YOU ALL", YOU CRY "IM THE UNION REP NOW AND MY JOB DOESN'T DEFINE WHO I AM ANYWAY.... PLUS I'M THE ONSITE OSH REP AND GOT ELECTED TO THAT NOT OUT OF ANY SENSE OF CHARITY BUT BECAUSE OF MY MAD SKILLZ RISK ASSESSMENTS!!!!!"

You then go to tuck your child up in bed, unaware that they've cried themselves to sleep again because the other kids have bullied them over their loser dad who sweeps up leaves.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Jun 2012, 7:30, closed)

I like that you put so much time into thinking about me.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 27 Jun 2012, 22:36, closed)

you need all the help you can get

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:00, closed)

Aww. That's sweet.
Again - loving the attention.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 10:09, closed)