Too many to list
Tony Blair - no not now when everyone hates him but back in 97 when I witnessed his gurning evil face on election night.
Guitar Hero - ersatz musicians too lazy to learn properly.
cocaine - dreadful, dreadful stuff only good for clearing out your bank, making you sweaty and paranoid and giving you nosebleeds.
Cake - why does everyone go batshit mental over cake? Never understood it.
I'll stop there..
(Scary Ghost, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:41, 8 replies)

Fully agree on cake
I'd rather have more meat than cake!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:43, closed)

+1 for Guitar Hero
If you dedicated the same amount of time to actually learning guitar as most of my friends do to playing it then you could be a fairly competent guitarist. I never got laid because I've been good at a computer game. Being able to play the guitar on the other hand...
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:50, closed)

Cake
is a made-up drug.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:07, closed)

people play guitar hero because they have the instant gratification of playing a song they like to a cheering crowd without having to practice for years

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:20, closed)

I concur
except for the point about cake. But then, I'm a chubby chocolate eating girl, which probably has something to do with it..
(berk, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:22, closed)

Yeah I agree
Rock band is much better...
(Lukekull Fuck, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:07, closed)

I play Guitar Hero
I don't want to be a musician.

I also play Hitman. I don't want to be a contract killer.

Your game-as-substitute-for-real-life-fail argument is flawed.
(Benjimawoo, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 8:44, closed)

Too far man
You just...cant say that about cake...
(Pimp my Clown is going back to the future on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 20:50, closed)