I'm a miserable fucker
so this list might get a bit long...

Let's see. To begin with, I'd have to say people.
Just people in general. Other people seem to think some people are nice, but I have come to realize you're all a shower of bastards.

The wii - what the fuck? The games are shit, the graphics are shit, and the controller is about as accurate as me trying to take a piss after 10 pints.

Nightclubs - what a load of shit. Paying twice the going rate for watered down drinks, to stand in a room that stinks of BO and bad aftershave, watching dirty skanks and desperate wankers trying to cop off with one another, all the while deafened by fucking god-awful music.

Talent shows - x factor, pop idol, the lot fo them. They're all fucking awful. Dross designed deliberately to appeal to the lowest of the low, to the chavviest of the chavs.

Anything labelled as reality tv. If I have to explain why, then you're probably one of the vacuous, cretinous fucktards that applies to be on one of them.

Gyms - yay let's pay £30 a month to exercise alongside sweaty, flabby, arseholes that have the tv remote in one hand and a bigmac in the other. Or the opposite, the overly-toned, preening, self-righteous cunt that looks down on everyone and can't go 5 seconds without checking himself out in the mirror.

Big Boar Exhausts - what the fuck? How fucking retarded do you have to be to think they sound good? Jesus christ, if my car made a sound like that I'd be straight down the mechanic. And it's always fucking shit cars, like Novas. What sort of spacktard spends more making a car into a dickmobile, than the car itself cost?

Jordan. What gives? How can any man think those stretched, disfigured blimps look sexy? And her face is always so deep in warpaint that she might as well just chop her block off and put a porcelain doll's head in it's place.

The Twilight books - what the fuck? They're fucking atrocious. They are a blight on literature itself. Even the sort of paperback romantic dross you find in airports is better written. How fucking drunk was her editor when he ok'd that drivel? I'm not a harry potter fan, but at least JK can write english past a 5th grade level. This meyers bint somehow stumbled onto a way of making a fortune by writing retarded english for very lonely schoolgirls. Lucky bitch.

Okay, I think I'll stop before my blood pressure causes my eyeballs to pop out. In short: hate world, revenge soon, show everybody. Everybody!
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:42, 1 reply)

of course
yes, you are what you say. I m agree.
(triscele There be monsters, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 17:44, closed)