eastenders
i hate it. i hate all soaps, but eastenders really pisses on my chips. how the fuck can such an utterly shit and depressing piece of mind-rot be so popular? also, why do people insist on telling me about it?
"did you see eastenders last night?"
"no, i don't watch soaps"
"oh. well, x got caught having an affair with y, now z knows the baby x is having is y's, not his, and..."
"I DON'T FUCKING CARE! STOP TELLING ME! I DON'T WATCH IT!"
"well, there's no need to be like that, i just thought you might want to know."
for the record, the ONLY time i EVER want to know ANYTHING about eastenders is if a very large bomb goes off, destroying the whole area and killing every single character, effectively ending this godawful joy-cancer of a show.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:14, 7 replies)

Amen
To that
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:18, closed)

Indeed.
Amen.

I banned it from my house when my GF moved in (until the TV broke and then the matter was settled for good).
(dchurch bah, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:20, closed)

it's one of the best things about living alone
i can watch what i like and eastenders can get fucked.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:26, closed)

There
are many advantages.
(dchurch bah, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:28, closed)

indeed
spreading out in the bed
not waiting for the bathroom
nobody stealing that last crust you wanted to toast
being able to fart whenever you want
spending sunday in just your pants
watching cartoons
far too many more to name
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 19:34, closed)

The bit about a bomb going off grabbed my attention...
Oh...
( snee held his breath since, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:48, closed)

oh, if only

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:34, closed)