world of fucking warcraft
this game gets right on my tits. it's dull, tedious and drains your will to live. i've got a friend who plays it. he'll spend the best part of 3 hours moving some pointy-eared fucker 6 feet across a field, just so he can use some shit spell that does nothing.
"oh, but it's great! why don't you try it?"
so i did.
within 5 minutes, i managed to get trapped under some variety of magic floor, from which there was no escape. how fucking thrilling.
i immediately declared my character to be dead and have never played it again.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:29, 8 replies)

F*cking brilliant!
I love the vituperative tone in your post. *click*
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 15 Oct 2009, 21:51, closed)

thanks :)

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:23, closed)

click*
whats worse is people actually pay to use it too.

they take it way too seriously. my sisters ex boyfriend cried like a 6 year old girl when his dad cancelled his account.
(stitched, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:20, closed)

it's just as well he's her ex
i take it she dumped him?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:23, closed)

My other half
plays it every.fucking.night. If we ever move in together, by Jesus' saggy left ballsack he's in for a surprise.
(berk, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 11:13, closed)

it's not even interesting or exciting
give me mariokart any day
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 13:31, closed)