I Kind of Understand
Why teenager girls wear slogans on their ass, after all, they're not likely to have that fine booty forever - might as well show it off. I can even understand 20, 30, or (heaven forfend) 40-somethings wearing track suits that advertise how "JUICY" they are. Trying to be in style and look younger, plus (hopefully) show off all that work on the Stairmaster. Got it.

What I don't understand the attraction for is younger teens, preteens, and children wearing these provocative sayings - On Their Ass! Who is buying this crap? Who is manufacturing it? It's just plain wrong and disturbing to see a 11-year old whose ass says "69". I don't need, or want to know, or even think about that, OK?

20 years ago, Jerry Seinfeld had a routine about the Olympics where he advocated slapping advertisements on the gymnasts asses. It was pretty funny, until you realized most of the gymnasts were like 15. Still, I never imagined it would become commonplace, much less extend to little kids. I mean, for chrissakes - I saw a kid of about 6 the other day, whose ass said "FRESH". That's clearly inappropriate.
(danalan Pretty good, for an amateur., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:51, 3 replies)

Have a click..
.. for backing up your original ideas with examples and anecdotes. And not for just listing a bunch of shit that annoys you and a few FFS!'s for good measure.

Also, I totally agree with you. Once a girl gets to 6 her ass is no longer 'fresh'. That was your point, right?
(r0ach, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 0:12, closed)

Yes.
If they're old enough to crawl, they're in the right position :)
(pizzaforcat ate some cement and HARDENED the FUCK UP on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 1:18, closed)

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 16 Oct 2009, 4:27, closed)