
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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but cats, I just don't get why people love these noisy smelly destructive whining shit machines who love to shove their bullet holes in your face all the time.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:02, 4 replies)

I think you must be doing it wrong then.
You're meant to shove your bullet hole in their face. That's how it works.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:06, closed)

they want to eat your eyes when you are dead and monitor you solely for that purpose.
once you accept that you will get along fine with cats.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:12, closed)

They'll get something to eat out of you someway or another. Bloody aliens that they are.
( , Fri 16 Oct 2009, 10:19, closed)
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