I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Strictly Come DancingMy girlfriend loves it, and it gives me an opportunity to go off and surf the web for a while on a Saturday night, but I really don't understand why it's so popular.
Firstly, the dancing from the celebs is shite. Maybe once in a while it's quite funny shite (Jo Brand dragging that stick insect across the floor like he'd just brained her,) but most of the time simply just shite. And it's not worth poking through a turd to find the occasional piece of sweetcorn.
Secondly, that smug, chicken-killing Ozzie bastard, Brendan. What a cunt.
Thirdly, Tess Daley appears to me to be the ghost of Marti Caine.
Fourthly, the Judges: The campy pantomime villain, the new one, Norman Tebbit and Ren Höek.
Fifthly, it takes up about eighteen fucking hours through the week. Add it all up over your life and that's a lot of shit you've watched. I'd rather die sooner.
I also hate the resurrected "What's white and slides around on the dancefloor?" joke.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:15, 2 replies)
"Tess Daley appears to me to be the ghost of Marti Caine."FUCKING PMSL.
THATS SUPERB
CLICK
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:19, closed)
"What's white and slides around on the dancefloor?"I first heard that when I was 14 and had no idea what it meant.
Didn't understand it until I was about 20.
Not really worth waiting for.
(, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 21:10, closed)
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